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You wake up at 3 a.m. to go
to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
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You get a tattoo that reads
"This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 1.1 or higher."
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You name your children Eudora,
Mozilla and Dotcom.
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You turn off your modem and
get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved
one.
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You spend half of the plane
trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.
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You decide to stay in college
for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
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You laugh at people with 2400-baud
modems.
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You start using smileys in your
snail mail.
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The last girl you picked up
was a JPEG.
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Your hard drive crashes. You
haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch. You pick up
the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You try to hum to
communicate with the modem. You succeed.
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