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LOG ON: Makin a wood stove
hotter.
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LOG OFF: Don't add no
more wood.
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MONITOR: Keepin an eye
on the wood stove.
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DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood
off the truk.
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MEGA HERTZ: When yer not
kerful gettin the farwood.
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FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git
from tryin to carry too muchfarwood.
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RAM: That thar thing whut
splits the farwood.
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HARD DRIVE: Gettin home
in the winter time.
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PROMPT: Whut the mail
ain't in the winter time.
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WINDOWS: Whut to shut
wen it's cold outside.
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SCREEN: Whut to shut wen
it's blak fly season.
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BYTE: Whut them dang flys
do.
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CHIP: Munchies fer the
TV.
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MICRO CHIP: Whut's in
the bottom of the munchie bag.
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MODEM: Whut cha did to
the hay fields.
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DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's
wife.
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LAP TOP: Whar the kitty
sleeps.
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KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang
the dang keys.
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SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic
forks and knifs.
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MOUSE: Whut eats the grain
in the barn.
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MAINFRAME: Holds up the
barn roof.
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PORT: Fancy Flatlander
wine
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ENTER: Northerner talk
fer "C'mon in y'all"
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RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY:
Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.
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MOUSE PAD: That hippie
talk fer the rat hole.
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