Heaven and Hell
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The classic that circulated around the time that the European Union was forming, and a new one for the high-tech age:
IN EURO HEAVEN:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

IN EURO HELL:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian

IN COMPUTER HEAVEN:
The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

IN COMPUTER HELL:
The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.