Q: Do you have an internet
service provider?
A: No, I have
an account with [ISP]
Q: What's the difference between
a Simpson juror and an [ISP] employee?
A: The Simpson jurors only
made *one* incredibly stupid mistake.
Q: How many [ISP]
employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: When we
upgrade the T3 hub with a modulating power source to access the main grid
from the NASA downlink with a turkey baster mainframed to an ATARI 2600
routed through the Turkish embassy (where the tech department gets its
hashish) and overflow the busy signals into a 300 baud modem, we will then
have the capability to offer our customers the lightbulb feature.
Q: What's the difference between
a proctologist and an [ISP] customer trying to get honest
answers from [ISP] employees?
A: A proctologist only
has to deal with one asshole at a time.
Q: What's the difference between
[ISP] and the Zzzzbest Carpet Company?
A: About 10 years.
Q: How do you tell
which child at the playground belongs to someone who works at [ISP]
?
A: They're
the one watching the other kids play.
Q: How many [ISP]
employees does it take to change a lightbulb? (Part 2)
A: To change
a lightbulb, press 2. To leave a message for the lightbulb, press 3. To
find out what the current status of the lightbulb is, press 4. To
find out about our exciting new pricing plans for customers who don't know
any better, press 5.
Q: What did the
[ISP] employee say when he was in line at the U.S. Post office?
A: Hey - how
come you guys work so fast here?
Q: How can you tell which [ISP]
employee has just been recently hired?
A: They mistakenly answer
the phone and try to help a customer.
Q: How do you tell which
[ISP] employee has the greatest seniority?
A: They have the
most elaborate cobwebs.
2 guys who work at [ISP]
are sitting at a sidewalk cafe when a sexy woman walks by in a short skirt.
"Man," says one of them, "I
sure would like to screw her."
"Out of what?" the other asks. |