More Quotes from Performance Evaluations
Jokes Home | Feedback
 
  • Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
  • Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
  • A room temperature IQ.
  • Got a full six pack, but lacks the little plastic thingy to hold it all together.
  • A gross ignoramus--144 times worst than an ordinary ignoramus.
  • A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
  • A prime candidate for natural deselection.
  • Bright as Alaska in December.
  • One-celled organisms outscore him on IQ tests.
  • Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.
  • Fell out of the family tree.
  • Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.> 
  • Has two brains one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
  • He's so dense, light bends around him.
  • If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
  • If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
  • If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
  • Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, he only gargled.
  • Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.