New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies
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  1. I will try to figure out why I *really* need 7 e-mail addresses.
  2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife.
  3. I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.
  4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.
  5. I resolve to back up my 1GB hard drive daily...well, once a week...okay, monthly then...or maybe...
  6. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.
  7. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I won't reply "MS Tech Support."
  8. I will read the manual.
  9. I will think of a password other than "password."
  10. I will stop checking my e-mail at 3:00 in the morning.