Testing to Obsession
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During a particularly long and painful bout of REGRESSION TESTING our application software, my buddies and I came up with this list of other types of testing we'd like not to see:
  • AGGRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill somebody.
  • COMPRESSION TESTING:  []
  • CONFESSION TESTING: Okay, Okay, I did program that bug.
  • CONGRESSIONAL TESTING:  Are you now, or have you ever been a bug?
  • DEPRESSION TESTING: If this doesn't work, I'm gonna kill myself.
  • EGRESSION TESTING: Uh-oh, a bug... I'm outta here. 
  • DIGRESSION TESTING: Well, it works, but can I tell you about my truck...
  • EXPRESSION TESTING: #@%^&*!!!, a bug.
  • OBSESSION TESTING: I'll find this bug if it's the last thing I do.
  • OPPRESSION TESTING:  Test this now!
  • POISSON TESTING:  Alors!  Regardez le poisson!
  • REPRESSION TESTING: It's not a bug, it's a feature.
  • SECESSION TESTING: The bug is dead!  Long lives the bug!

  • SUGGESTION TESTING: Well, it works but wouldn't it be better if...