During a particularly
long and painful bout of REGRESSION TESTING our application software, my
buddies and I came up with this list of other types of testing we'd like
not to see:
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AGGRESSION TESTING: If this
doesn't work, I'm gonna kill somebody.
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COMPRESSION TESTING: []
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CONFESSION TESTING: Okay, Okay,
I did program that bug.
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CONGRESSIONAL TESTING:
Are you now, or have you ever been a bug?
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DEPRESSION TESTING: If this
doesn't work, I'm gonna kill myself.
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EGRESSION TESTING: Uh-oh, a
bug... I'm outta here.
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DIGRESSION TESTING: Well, it
works, but can I tell you about my truck...
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EXPRESSION TESTING: #@%^&*!!!,
a bug.
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OBSESSION TESTING: I'll find
this bug if it's the last thing I do.
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OPPRESSION TESTING: Test
this now!
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POISSON TESTING: Alors!
Regardez le poisson!
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REPRESSION TESTING: It's not
a bug, it's a feature.
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SECESSION TESTING: The bug is
dead! Long lives the bug!
SUGGESTION TESTING: Well,
it works but wouldn't it be better if...
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